• Teacher: Can somebody give me the definition of "avatar"?
  • Me: The master of all four elements
  • Teacher: what
  • Me: what

Anonymous asked: harassing you over tumblr has become my new hobby.

woo

Anonymous asked: lies.

truths.

Anonymous asked: you can't spell moist without uncomfortable

I KNOW

Anonymous asked: KEWT selfies.

well first one wasn’t a selfy so hah you used a plural incorrectly and for the second one ye I didn’t have any good pictures of me with no glasses

sh4ne:

we stole a balloon

good job

livebealive:

iweardiamondsforbreakfast:

i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall/nearest Filipino

excuse me

wait what

Anonymous asked: WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?!

I look like such with my glasses:

and I look like such without my glasses:

animationsmears:

“Spongebob Squarepants - The Paper” (2000)

milesjai:

arrowsandblades:

crzyblackidd:

“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback

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